Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Well I Think He'll Be Brilliant..



Who care's if the very 1st doctor was in his 60's and the 11th doctor is in his late 20's and the whole thing is just an add on to the whole media age issue ? I think he's pretty. :) I don't watch Doctor Who for the sci -fi..
Very jealous of the assistant, even though the doctor has no eyebrows. Can you be my date to the prom please? ;)I'll wear converse..
:) Emmy xo

What To Live For

Suckish English Exam today. Meh. I'm sure it went fine, but when you start out making sense and then get really tired at the end and your hand aches and you loose that clarity of communication you actually get the points for. Ey dearrr.
But anyway, what I'm getting at is that even when you are feeling rubbish, there are always those little things there to cheer you up and get you smiling again. For example:

1. That text on your phone. We all have one. From *that* person. ;D I'm being both deictic and vague here. But you know what I mean, don't you? That text from a certain person that makes you smile, even in the saddest of times. (For the record, I never replied to mine. I didn't know what to say back.. )

2. Random 'pile on' times. This is silly, and wasn't going to be on the list originally, however I was in one mash of a pile on/hug today and everyone was laughing and I laughed too ..in short it was a lovely moment. Or maybe this little bit should be called 'when everyone laughs together' or something. Because those times are awesome too- especially when you're in the cinema and everyone laughs /are freaked out at the same time. (The Simpson's movie and Paranormal Activity respectively.)
Pile On. Verb: When somebody is on the floor for no reason, someone randomly shouts 'pile on' and lots of people jump on top until someone complains of being very squished.

3. Okay, I've stolen this from 'you are my fave' but I never thought about it until now, but it cheers me up no end: the piece of pizza with a really big bubble. I think you find this in take-away pizzas. If a lovely reader now, is going to order a take-away pizza to find any bubbles, then I shouldn't be promoting junk food. Although surprise bubbles are lovely :) (Wow, I'm easily amused)

4. Getting an album, and finding a song (that's not been a single already), loving it and feeling like only you know about it because nobody else has heard it. That element of something being ..exclusive (is that the right word?) secretive, and personal all at the same time. For example, Shakira's She Wolf album: Gypsy, Mika's The Boy Who Knew Too Much: I See You, Maroon 5 Songs About Jane: Must Get Out. There are a few more, but I can't think of them right now. It's lovely, because you find them accidentally, when your iPod is on shuffle and you can't be bothered to skip. Then you find out it's awesome and love it forever.

5. Seeing males with children. This is perhaps the maternal/ biological clock thing in me ticking and clicking away, but I adore it, if you're sitting and people watching and some random father is doing cutesy things with his child, or it's a guy you never thought would be good with children, but is.. it's so sweet. I was in Leeds once with some guy friends, and we ended up in some sort of mission to get this kid back to it's parents because it was lost.. and both the guys were better at talking and relating to this kid then I was. (I'm not much of a motherly character, I don't think) I'm not interested in the guys romantically, but it was a lovely couple of minutes when they were talking to him.
There's also that moment in Fools Rush In with Matthew Perry, where his character is all 'no I don't want kids' and then Salma Hayek catches him with holding this baby, and it totally changes his mind. (Awww!) If anyone is keeping track, then my kids names will be Jayne / Lillian. But these are subject to change. I might get a puppy instead..

6. Doing Friends Quotes. There's a term in Media to do with Uses and Gratifications theory, (what different uses we get out of a text) and one of them is a 'Water Cooler Moment'.- Where you watch a t.v show perhaps only because someone else watches it too, so you can talk about it the next day. At the Water Cooler. It's a lovely term, but I don't think I've ever actually done that. But it doesn't matter with Friends because every person you bump into watches it, and they're all super-fans and no all the quotes. Quoting Friends is a great way to bond with people- I've done it recently with some people I've just met; with two girls in my English and some people in a new group of friends. The latter group, there is a pal that does 'you're so far past the line.. ' and with the former we were discussing whether to put 'a racoon came in..' in the English paper. I also used to do 'the hills are alive with the sound *of* music..' with an old friend, and that was fantastic. Same goes with How I Met Your Mother. Or any E4 sitcom, for that matter. :D

7. Having something on your 'to-do' list crossed off. Especially if it's something you've bought. The other day I was late to College and caught the main bus instead and as the main bus delivers you to the bus station, and you have to walk through the town to get to college, and in the town there are lots of shops. zB New Look, WHSmith, Dorothy Perkins.. and so I went into Dorothy Perkins and there were these deer pyjamas which were £20 before Christmas.. and were taken down to £12 but when I went to pay for them they were £7.! I'd written down to buy them for ages, thinking I'd have to spend $20 but spent £7 instead. That was a fun morning. See also: finishing big projects, getting things done etc..

8. Reading an article that's well written and/or what you totally relate to. For this I like to read The Times, Elle or Vogue. The Vogue ones are so lengthy you feel like you should get a medal of achievement for finishing the thing in it's entirety! All you loyal readers should probably get a medal for reading this, because no blog posts should ever be this long. I apologies, it was supposed to be short ..

9. Getting a good review. I was feeling totally a bit rubbish about my lame -ass 'poetry' and on this writing social networking site, someone had read it and told me I was good! How lovely :) I've had quite a few reviews, I love getting them.. hint hint. ;) (I'm half joking, no one should review this, it's badly written, too many long sentences D:)

10. Long, meaningful conversations about Life, The World And Everything. These are brilliant, us girls normally have them at random times, but I've got several guy pals who I can do this with too. I suppose any conversation in general where you don't have to think about what you're going to say next- these are lovely.

I won't bore you with any more now, but I also love it when:
-You discover a lovely piece of clothing in the treasure trove that is T.K Max
-Seeing birds fly in formation (and other wonders of nature)
-My Wednesday bagel and egg at break time before Textiles. I didn't have it today; I am sad D:
-Weird, personal sandwhiches at Subway. Every Saturday I meet some pals at Subway and I use this opportunity to attempt to have a weird concoction of a sandwhich, thus amusing the subway guys on my silly tastes. It doesn't work though, I always get a meatball melt on a hearty Italian.
-That waiter guy in the Asda restaurant who usually waves and smiles. We don't know each other personally.. but he's lovely and it's nice.
-Reading a book and forgetting about the outside world. Haven't read a good book in ages. I shall scour Amazon now.
-Getting packages from Amazon. :D
-At College, grabbing a pal with a driving licence and a few more pals to go to Asda for 'baked goods', lunch, or Alcohol. (the latter consumed at a weekend party, not at College.) The soundtrack to this venture will be something by MGMT or Supermassive Black Hole by MUSE. Used to do this alot last year, but few year 13's drive, so it sucks. Good memories, though.
-Walking into Accessorize, seeing all the pretty things and wanting everything. A good girly pal of mine is also a great fan of pretty textile like things- we could spend all day in there. Unfortunately it's a pretty expensive shop and we're usually very skint..
-Being in charge of a photoshoot. I did this once last year; I had to yell at my 'models' to get them to pay attention, it was fun. Hope to do it again sometime.
-Seeing someone's awesome outfit. / Men in suits getting off the train.
-Dancing. Trying to be sexy dancing, dancing to get rid of energy and cheesy dancing like macarena at parties. I heart parties alot. I think I've got 3 parties coming up next month. eee :D
-That open bird cage and flyaway bird tattoo I'm going to get when I'm older. At least, I might do, I might chicken out..
-Learning a song on the piano. Especially a pop song. I've got a Find Frenzy piano book, and I'm working on that :)
-Finding a new blog to read. You know it's a good one, when you click on older posts and go right back to the beginning.

And on that note, I shall end. It was nice typing to you.
I hope you look for the nice things that cheer you up. Or you are cheered up by my list. :)

Quote of the Post:
''Last night I dreamed the alphabet
Out of my voice, all pretty plastic shapes
Muted microphones
Turned in my hands to ice cream cones
And the silence was all syrupy, all candy, tarts and cake''- Paper Trails, Emmy The Great
:) Emmy xo

Sunday, 24 January 2010

What I'm Going To Do Instead Of English Revision..





Sod getting awesome grades for Newcastle University * all I'm going to do is scrapbook for the next couple of hours. God knows I have enough magazines.. and it doesn't help that today ASDA had a 2 for £2 offer on 'women's weeklies'. I got Grazia and Look.. Not exactly the most high profile but Grazia has good columnists and Look does everything in colour order. How fabulous. **


One day, when I've gotten the orange juice out of my camera I'll take snaps of all my bracelets and magazines and millions of pens and .. my C- in English Language. Cry.


So I'm going to go now and click off blogspot and facebook and twitter and lookbook in a hopeless bid to learn about Giles and Goffman, Brown and Yule, Brown and Levinson, Labov, Lakoff ... and converstational, latinate things. Honest. Before I add another post about my D.V.D shopping list or my new favourite grown up classical musical playlist. Debussy- Girl With The Flaxen Hair -FTW (y)
Also going to dream about BBB and his white converse . Om nom nom. !
* I do want to go to Newcastle Uni, honest. So I will try. It shouldn't be that hard :D
**I'm not being saracastic or mad @ womens weeklies; I realy do dig Grazia's columnists.. I'm just mad at myself for giving in to ASDA offers on a Sunday.
Ahwell.
Quote Of The Post: 'I want to have Michael Buble's voice babies ! :)B-S-C
I do too Becky, but he's getting engaged to that blonde chick in the 'Haven't Met You Yet' Video. They're always blonde. With super long names.
:) Emmy- Eastwood- Tandoc -1st. xo




Check You Out.. (Bad Pun, I Know)








Apologies for the bad pun.. but I'm liking the colourful variations of the checks, especially the pink one from The Satorialist. Don't people dress nicely? Cheers me up, as I hope it does you.
Quote Of The Post: 'There's a dog. It's wet. I watered it.'
(Poem from one of my english room's wall at College)
:) Emmy xo








Wednesday, 20 January 2010

I Feel Love Like A Coconut Plant.


Whip drip, a circle sweet.
I'll take you slowly and smile some more.

Neckerchief. Cheep cheep, forget
to sleep and fret. Quack. Oh that'll do.
Hauntings like polka dots and pom poms.

A swishy skirt. I miss your calm like gentle deer.
I could trace the antlers like a galaxy. Finger tap and stroke and click.
Twinkle lights. And a drumming and dental noise.

Minty, pretty neckline cut outs.
A proposal marked in crayon, eccentrically blessed.
Glossy, nipped in smile. Like buds when you let them depend. Contemplate. That spaghetti and ligaments and shivery quivers make.
Silly, brittle things refresh, reinvent like a princess crown.

and dolly heels. Glitter and satin and somewhat sharp.
There's a pain in my left arm. That's crawled out my heart.
It got so lonely in there.
Weightless like pages. Hollow dancing for dust bunnies.
A shell that emptied pain. Wellington boots that clomp.

To cane, to anchor and simply swap
your glow for my shadow. A good deal, a shine under the eyes.
Like cheddar and pilchard I
come with one word and two syllables.
Goodnight.

Forget to dream of coconut endings and a hairy hairy shell.
But the milk; you think it's worth it.
Of a bang and a shlomp and a bite of an inside.
Ravonous, plastic forks and play pretend.
To fall in love, it's lovely, I'm hungry.
It all starts with a bonk to the head.

Monday, 2 November 2009

Field Specific Imagery
























I love a good run. One where you don't care about the prying eyes or how incredibly attractive you are(n't) when those limbs carelessly fling themselves about uncontrolably. Although nowadays, I can't seem to find neither the time nor the place to do such things. Nor even the correct attire for the task in hand. Forgive me for thinking, dear reader, for naively (sp?) thinking that a bright pair of Converse runners and a modest sweatband were just about fine for having a good run about. Apparently, that is not how the fashion forward do it. And quite rightly so, most likely not at all comfortable, and of coure not appropriate in the slightest, but indulgently glamourous and super-cool just the same.


And they've got them running through fields.! Where do they find these places? I'm pretty positive there's nothing like this near me. (Jealous much. The adverts boast of the finest accessories, and what do I want out of the image? The bloody field they run through-ridiculous!)
I actually want the brown hoodie thing from picture six, she looks warm and awesome :)and I realy fancy having a prance about the grassy nowles (sp?) on stilts from picture 5.
All images from awake- smile.
Quote of The Post: 'Time spent with cats in never wasted'- Sigmund Freud.
:) Emmy xo

Saturday, 3 October 2009

I Want Candy














Honestly didn't think I'd get this far into the blog without posting a little something about chocolate, sweeties and the like. However, I don't eat alot of it- (hey, don't look at me like that!) I think, after you read 'Charlie and The Chocolate Factory' at about 10, one strides hopefully into the nearest newsagents and just comes out feeling uninspired at Cadburys, Nestle and Haribo's meagre offerrings. But I have found that there are a few selective pieces that I will make an exception for and will willingly eat in great amounts. (Err. fattyyy :L )



1. Rainbow Drops. These are by far the prettiest in this little collection, any sort of confectionary even slightly coloured will practically magnitise any delighted little (or old) child. Sod the E numbers! Who cares if it makes you.. (that's a thought, what do E thingies actually do?)Eye happiness is priceless! :)



The long bags cost about 20p and are so sweet to carry around in your pocket. To my knowledge, they haven't been advertised that much, but somehow they're always around. And the world is a better place for it, I think.


2. Jammy Dodgers. My favourite non-chocolat-ey biscuit I think. But I don't like dipping them in tea & sometimes skim round the edges to get to the jam quicker..but it's worth it anyway.. om nom nom. Also, they're so pretty, necklaces and other jewelerry have replicaed their lovliness. The picture I googled, I got it from Lovelydeer at busy mitts, but there are other versions somewhere too. If you live in Leeds (I live near it) apparently in the Corn Exchange there's a shop in there or something. Plus, on the What Katie Wore blogsite awhile ago, Katie was wearing a Jammie Dodger broach and the site was mentioned where she got it from. I 'favourited' it (get me 'n' my I.T skillzzz) thinking I'd want to come back for some other reason. I'm dissapointed that they don't do a Jammie necklace, but for now I could stick with the broach idea. Either that, or stick some string round the real thing and nibble away discretley..



3. Peanut Butter M&M's. I heart peanut & chocolate together. Or any sort of nut and chocolate concoction realy. Yet another bright coloured 'e-numbered' blah blah, but so more-ish, non? I could go into this with a somewhat psycological feel and think that any nutbased food is a 'father issue' cause I remember him eating bags of salted peanuts as a child (My personal favourite is the cashew, if anyone is taking notes). He's still around like and very much a presence in ones life, but.. youknow. Or I just like nuts and chocolate like the next person. Either ways is fine for me.



There's also a reference in The Wedding Planner (2001) where Matthew McConaughey's character only eats the brown M&M's cause apprently there's less colouring in them, (see Quote of The Post later)and I always secretly wondered if that was true..don't think it is though. But why one would colour in an already brown chocolate sweet ..brown just amuses me.



4. Galaxy Chocolate Cookie. I think these are fairly new, and I've had quite a few of these bars already. Finally there's a decent chocolate bar of choice in the newsagent's to zoom towards when it's Friday sweet day. (It's a family thing. Confectionary has been limited to Fridays, but this never realy works.)


I love cookies. I love chocolate. The two have married together in confidence. Emmy's tastebud verdict? Omnom nommnomm:) (I also love galaxy, but a trio would never realy work in an actuall marriage, would it?)



5. Chocolate desert pots. This is moderatley unusual because I never usually go for yoghurt. Especially the white stuff because sometimes you just see a thin layer of water over the top & you just think.. nah. I don't think it's called water and it's probably supposed to be there, something to do with the way it's made or something? Anyway, I'm not especially fond of it, so this was a personal suprise when one day mom brought home a belgian chocolate desert, appropriatley christened 'Guilty'. I had about three. Yes, in almost one go. Because in our house, even though there is a number lock on that kitchen door yummy things unquestionably seem to dissapear swiftly into the younger mouths of the tandoc family. So I barely get a look in, Humph. But 'Guilty' is of purple (obv) pretty, petit packaging, and unfortunatley I haven't seen it in forever. It doesn't appear to want to be googled either, which is a pity, but it has changed my views on chocolate yoghurts for the better. But also possibly for the negative, as I was a thinner, oblivious person before belgian desserts walked into my life.



5. The last picture is one that I took last in our last summer holiday, of the siblings pouring over a sweet stall- I think in a seaside area somewhere. Sweets are always happy things to look at, even if they are deliciously evil things to be eating. But ohwell, all things in moderation, as they say.


6. Other confectionary selections:


The inside of Maltesers,


White Bueno,


the shape of a Tolberone,


the white bits on Hairbo sweets,
The Cookie Dough dessert at Pizza Hut,


and Oreo cookies. Especially those you can dip into milk and it will make the milk turn pink. (Had those in a trip to America once. One of the only things I remember.) Also, while I'm at it any cereal that turns the milk chocolate.


And not forgetting: Nutella spread.


7. Okay, this isn't on topic in the slightest, but I searched 'Galaxy' in the we heart it search bar and came up with this cat. How awesome? And a fabulous way to end the post.



Pictures from: We heart it and digital literacies.


Quote of the Post: Steve: Why you only eating the brown ones?


Mary: Because someone once said they have less artificial colouring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me.


Steve: You kind of stayed with me.

:) Emmy xo