Under Cover of Darkness In a Faux Fur Fluffy Coat

Fluffy coat fun today. Not, I may have to stress, fur coats. But the faux fur ones, tar very much. I'm refering to the fluffy coats you can snuggle and disapear in for a life time. To be honest, I'm not sure if they'd suit me, but I'd just like one to wear stilletos with, gliding round the flat with a chocolate cigarette, calling everyone 'dahhling.'
Ages ago, I went to a carboot sale with a friend, cause she loves those things. I remember it well, it was boiling, which was weird for Yorkshire. One of those temperatures which is so unlike the North, England even, that makes you ask. Whoa. There's something wrong here. One of those temperatures where everyone goes, 'the sun is out, everyone, head to the beach!' That wasn't the vibe or anything, but it was unusually hot for a Sunday. Anyway, at the car boot sale, I got a typewriter for like 50p or something, I wish a little bit, that I still had it now. I might Amazon one later.. mm. The point to the story.. I walked past some fur coats on a rail thing. I should've thought to get them, but I didn't at the time cause it was too hot. Damn it weather, you crazy.
I didn't wear a coat this morning, while I was walking. Partly cause when I get dressed for the day I peek out the window and the sun is shining. But as soon as I step outside the door, gusts of winds come at me and thunderstorms and rain magically appear, and not in a good way. As if there is a good way for rain to come, but nevermind.

The other reason why I didn't wear a coat this morning because I woke up at 09:38 and I had to meet a mate at 09:40 and I just ransacked the wardrobe for a dress and cardigan. Standard. We were out walking and it was super windy and leaves were flying into my eyes and my hair flew everywhere, so I couldn't see anything..mew. bad times. Was not best pleased with this weather.

ANYWYAYYYYWAY, what charged this post was that I'd feel totally indestructable with a faux fur fluffy coat. Perhaps not in the rain, or against swords and cat claws indestructable, but hidden from the wind, none the less. Also, I keep stumbling upon The Royal Tennanbaums screenshots (first pic, above) with Gwyneth Paltrow and her iconic windy proof look.

Wonder where I can get one from? Probably useless anyway, cause it's almost (or at least it should be) summer here. Might get one and keep it for the winter, but hey, these are just thoughts out loud.

Quote of the Post: 'At your best/ It's a nightmare/ So I'm joining the army.'- Under Cover of Darkness, The Strokes.

:) Emmy xo

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